I cut someone off in early May of 2009. He honked at me. The memory haunts me to this day.
I put electrical tape over my laptop’s camera. Because you never know...
I did this for way too long. …Way too long.
…Yeah, I might or might not be wearing a Santa hat right now. (Hint: I am).
I am seriously the queen of self-checkouts.
Coyote? Bear? False: werewolf.
…I hate calling for my dog when it’s dark outside.
We all know what it means when that truck comes on TV.
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I truly love those trucks.
Facebook friend: Why are you never on Facebook chat?
Me: …Oh, I didn’t even notice that they’d added a chat feature! *pokerface* I, uh, gotta go now. Bye.