txtsfromthedead:

Submitted by msmelnitz

txtsfromthedead:

Submitted by msmelnitz

I cut someone off in early May of 2009. He honked at me. The memory haunts me to this day.

I cut someone off in early May of 2009. He honked at me. The memory haunts me to this day.

I put electrical tape over my laptop’s camera. Because you never know...

I put electrical tape over my laptop’s camera. Because you never know...

I did this for way too long. …Way too long.

I did this for way too long. …Way too long.


Guess who!
Maris?

Guess who!

Maris?

…Yeah, I might or might not be wearing a Santa hat right now. (Hint: I am).

…Yeah, I might or might not be wearing a Santa hat right now. (Hint: I am).

I am seriously the queen of self-checkouts.

I am seriously the queen of self-checkouts.

Coyote? Bear? False: werewolf.
…I hate calling for my dog when it’s dark outside.

Coyote? Bear? False: werewolf.

…I hate calling for my dog when it’s dark outside.

thefuuuucomics:

We all know what it means when that truck comes on TV.
Submitted by hiverneige 

I truly love those trucks.

thefuuuucomics:

We all know what it means when that truck comes on TV.

Submitted by hiverneige 

I truly love those trucks.

Facebook friend: Why are you never on Facebook chat?Me: …Oh, I didn’t even notice that they’d added a chat feature! *pokerface* I, uh, gotta go now. Bye.True story.

Facebook friend: Why are you never on Facebook chat?
Me: …Oh, I didn’t even notice that they’d added a chat feature! *pokerface* I, uh, gotta go now. Bye.

True story.