txtsfromthedead:

Submitted by msmelnitz

txtsfromthedead:

Submitted by msmelnitz

I cut someone off in early May of 2009. He honked at me. The memory haunts me to this day.

I cut someone off in early May of 2009. He honked at me. The memory haunts me to this day.


Guess who!
Maris?

Guess who!

Maris?

Averted! My ringtone is the Allman Brothers’ Jessica, aka the Top Gear theme.

Averted! My ringtone is the Allman Brothers’ Jessica, aka the Top Gear theme.

Every single night for the past week. Why is this happening to me? D:

Every single night for the past week. Why is this happening to me? D:


Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities, but then I’d be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.
Marge: That’s not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities, but then I’d be afraid of smothering him.

Homer: Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.

Marge: That’s not what I meant.

Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.


I don’t remember saying that!

I don’t remember saying that!