So here’s my pet theory on how Top Gear as we know it will come to an end:
One evening, halfway through filming the inevitable TGUK vs. TGUS special, as Jeremy and James, huddled in a tent, are busy plotting and scheming evil and nefarious and British acts of cheating, Hammond’s inner secret Americaness has him so consumed by guilt that he ends up grabbing his stetson and cowboy boots and scampering across enemy lines under the cover of darkness. There, by the glow of a camp fire, he will find that Rutledge awaits him, with Mustangs. barbeque, guns, and wide open arms.

So here’s my pet theory on how Top Gear as we know it will come to an end:

One evening, halfway through filming the inevitable TGUK vs. TGUS special, as Jeremy and James, huddled in a tent, are busy plotting and scheming evil and nefarious and British acts of cheating, Hammond’s inner secret Americaness has him so consumed by guilt that he ends up grabbing his stetson and cowboy boots and scampering across enemy lines under the cover of darkness. There, by the glow of a camp fire, he will find that Rutledge awaits him, with Mustangs. barbeque, guns, and wide open arms.

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    I would like to think that, after the initial mocking, Jeremy does become a little sad that Richard has abandoned them....
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